Treacherous Hypocrisy: Posers rule the world!

This post is not meant for all those purists, who cannot face their real side (even in those lonely hours). You can deceive the whole world, but it does take a lot to cheat yourself (In those questioning hours, where you would feel the excruciating pangs of your conscience). Don’t take anything serious, just read and forget (like we always do!).

When it comes to choosing between your best pals and just friends, people show tons of pretenses. I am not going to act like a protagonist here, but I certainly agree that in this contemporary era of hasty adjustments, people are changing their minds and opinions like we change our clothes everyday. Everything is moving with a convenience and if anyone takes a stand –that freak (eventually he/she will earn this name), he will be severely relegated by his friends and other double-faced creatures. No matter how ugly you can go with your deeds, but you need to present yourself as a clean sober creature in front of people (Yeah, you need them to make things happen in your life).

As being a mortal human being (with all the limitations), here I would like to mention some of the phenomenal characteristics of these modern people and how they can leave behind a naturally blessed chameleon –when it comes to changing colors.

Get along with the crowd: No need to take a stand, just move up, move down…or just strand to reach anywhere…as people around you are doing that.

Speak up to sound kind (Never mess up with your mind): Yeah, that is how the things move in this world. Whether you like it or not, just please your target audiences (useful people) by enwrapping your words in a fine tapestry and you will emerge as a soul of the conversation.

Little bit flaunting ensures big results: You might love to see yourself surrounded by some hot chicks, but you are suppose to prove as a great mentor –when your next target (girl or boy…whatever. All applies to both sexes) is complaining about the cold attitude of people. Add more coal to already burning hearth (you can also begin complaining about the cold or opportunistic attitude of people, until you secure your ground to use that suffering creature).

Preach to kill: When any suffering soul once again makes that terrible mistake to take you as a good person (or somewhat genuine soul), you cannot afford to miss the jackpot (Just set the trap, well supported by your magic words). And never forget to curse the society (Damn, you are also a part of that).

I would not sound hypocrite in the end, as I have already said a lot of shit about this treacherous tendency. Yeah, I do have my own tricks or you can say dirty qualities. But, after scribbling my insanities here, I am feeling bit relieved –something that may sound childish, but who knows I might take a stand.

She’s got the taste...

Spare me as I go for that deeper connotation to come up with the right conclusion here to disgorge something really serious! Most probably, Roxette would not mind to agree with me..if I say..She’s got the taste, just a slight alter in the jaunty line
of her popular chartbuster (She’s got the look). Now come to the serious business: all those guys, who might be thinking hard like Einstein or Newton to get their love of life here are some of the tips to be a perfect recipe (CHOKA CHORA) for that right girl —you just cannot afford to be complacent. After all, She's got the taste.

Get severely serious or you would not get your “SAPNO KI RANI” or your very own dream girl. Here are some of the desired qualifications of wannabe lover or hacked soul, who is desperately seeking for a Girl Friend (ohhh…damn instinct, can’t stop blushing).


1.Where are you working boy?

They say, what’s in the name after all, but they might be nameless people. So, guys prior to go for that chic next door, you should go for those big brands. Hey, you cannot own them, so you have to work for them. Yeah, your employer should be known worldwide. So, next time your Dream-Girl would not feel bad, whenever she will discuss with her friends (Yeah, my boy-friend is working in AABBAA, CCCAADD, or any big place Alpha, Beta, Gama).

2.What you ride boy?

Now, the choice is truly yours, if you own a bike, your chances are slightly lesser than those big guys who drive swanky cars(truly exclusive). Don’t lose hope; there is somebody for someone (Believe it, ShahRukh said so in Dil To Sala Shuru Se Pagal Hai). And for all those without bikes or cars…hey, you are surely at the wrong place at the wrong time. But, don’t lose your heart, you will get used to it.

3.What you wear?

Right from your trouser belt…you got to have all those big brands all over your body to look like a perfect showcase (yeah, where the shopkeepers keep all those nice looking items). And, don’t forget to use that Deo or anything that smells good.

4.What you talk?

No matter how good your physique is (all that Doley-Sholey) you need to speak good English (Use those heavy words with cranky accent, people might not understand, but they would surely admire you). See boy, its more or less like a SHOWBIZ, so keep everything at tandem to emerge as a winner.

Well, these are just like essential nursery rhymes, which you have to learn prior to get, the graduation degree. And, everything will start falling at the right places, but hey never raise your voice before you get the final consent of your love life. And, remember now that you have got the right fish, act like a good fisherman (see the queue is long and it would take some seconds for your fish to act like a fly to leave you in tatter).

Let there be someone for everyone…can’t stop singing IK DUJE KE VASTE. Now, guys you might have tried thousand more tricks to get the perfect catch, you can certainly add more essential points in this enlightening list–surely, there is nothing like being a PYARU (someone who works for the welfare of lovers).