Friday, August 31, 2007

She’s got the taste...


Spare me as I go for that deeper connotation to come up with the right conclusion here to disgorge something really serious! Most probably, Roxette would not mind to agree with me..if I say..She’s got the taste, just a slight alter in the jaunty line
of her popular chartbuster (She’s got the look). Now come to the serious business: all those guys, who might be thinking hard like Einstein or Newton to get their love of life here are some of the tips to be a perfect recipe (CHOKA CHORA) for that right girl —you just cannot afford to be complacent. After all, She's got the taste.

Get severely serious or you would not get your “SAPNO KI RANI” or your very own dream girl. Here are some of the desired qualifications of wannabe lover or hacked soul, who is desperately seeking for a Girl Friend (ohhh…damn instinct, can’t stop blushing).


1.Where are you working boy?

They say, what’s in the name after all, but they might be nameless people. So, guys prior to go for that chic next door, you should go for those big brands. Hey, you cannot own them, so you have to work for them. Yeah, your employer should be known worldwide. So, next time your Dream-Girl would not feel bad, whenever she will discuss with her friends (Yeah, my boy-friend is working in AABBAA, CCCAADD, or any big place Alpha, Beta, Gama).

2.What you ride boy?

Now, the choice is truly yours, if you own a bike, your chances are slightly lesser than those big guys who drive swanky cars(truly exclusive). Don’t lose hope; there is somebody for someone (Believe it, ShahRukh said so in Dil To Sala Shuru Se Pagal Hai). And for all those without bikes or cars…hey, you are surely at the wrong place at the wrong time. But, don’t lose your heart, you will get used to it.

3.What you wear?

Right from your trouser belt…you got to have all those big brands all over your body to look like a perfect showcase (yeah, where the shopkeepers keep all those nice looking items). And, don’t forget to use that Deo or anything that smells good.

4.What you talk?

No matter how good your physique is (all that Doley-Sholey) you need to speak good English (Use those heavy words with cranky accent, people might not understand, but they would surely admire you). See boy, its more or less like a SHOWBIZ, so keep everything at tandem to emerge as a winner.

Well, these are just like essential nursery rhymes, which you have to learn prior to get, the graduation degree. And, everything will start falling at the right places, but hey never raise your voice before you get the final consent of your love life. And, remember now that you have got the right fish, act like a good fisherman (see the queue is long and it would take some seconds for your fish to act like a fly to leave you in tatter).

Let there be someone for everyone…can’t stop singing IK DUJE KE VASTE. Now, guys you might have tried thousand more tricks to get the perfect catch, you can certainly add more essential points in this enlightening list–surely, there is nothing like being a PYARU (someone who works for the welfare of lovers).

5 comments:

rk rishikesh sinha said...

friend u didnot mention the art of easy going naturre one msut have before one burn his hand.

how u entertain his friend ........u got a heavy purse..

to flick out in restaurent, movie halls. and of course able to give her the returning fair.

Unknown said...

Yeah..i missed couple of big tricks, but thanx for adding more in the list...u can elucidate some of them..if u like...well..thanx buddy.

satan' queen said...

Great post! sum good tips there! Now me being the official agony aunt( hey i dnt luk like one awlrite!) takes it upon myslf to help some you lost souls and show you the right path.
awlrite boys, take ur notepads and start scribbling.If you really want to find a girl for whom u can sing ek dooje ke liye then stick to basics..be YOURSELF...just market yourself well( lolz...can't help but use the term!). Open up...be confident and please add a touch of humor. Rest all would follow...believe me..it would be a tad bit difficult to find a girl this way..but atleast she would be the kind you can count on when you go bankrupt...or to take home.

BE YOURSELF. ADD HUMOR.EXTROVERT.CONFIDENT....bound to get ya your dream girl..if it does't you are just watching the wrong dream!

Unknown said...

Yeah, it might work, but who is going to wait till i get bankrupt. And, finally you came up with this magic word Bank (money, money, more money). There can be other crisis in life besides money...and i really think that by sticking to basics...people might get along nicely even in those trying times. Thanks a ton for your advise...

satan' queen said...

very true. Money might make the world go round but it still can't fetch you love. So by being yourself, you are being honest and truthfull which i'm sure every decent girl would appreciate more than anything else. Such a girl would be the one who would stand by your side when the entire world goes against you...in those trying times...or just to hold your hand when you are feeling low for no apparent reason...one look in her eyes...a touch of her hand...that look of concern on her face...would be enough to raise your spirit and bring a million dollar smile on your face....wouldn't iT?

 

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